Talk Cancer

Question:

> Have you called them?   I sent in five rebated the week of Christmas and > received four of them by the third week of January.   The fifth said I > hadn’t submitted the UPC.  I called them and offered to provide a copy of > it.   They immediately approved it and I had the check the next week.

Really? HOW did you call them? What was the telephone number? How in blazes were you able to speak to someone at Symantec? Because, to many of us, your story sounds like a pile of horse manure.

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"A carrot a day can help you prevent colon-rectal cancer. My gosh…, I hope they eat it!?!" —-Jay Leno

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We have been looking for a word to describe mankind. Is it cruel?  Selfish?  Stupid?  Ignorant?  Unkind?  Unimaginative? Ridiculous? No. We have found the perfect word to describe mankind. Disgusting. Signed The Borg

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Somebody found the blonde in the porno group defecating, then eating her own shit with sultriness, eh? "Borg" <b…@noaddress.com> wrote in message

news:7xXPd.100$k24.55@newsfe3-win.ntli.net… | We have been looking for a word to describe mankind. | | Is it cruel?  Selfish?  Stupid?  Ignorant?  Unkind?  Unimaginative? | Ridiculous? | | No. | | We have found the perfect word to describe mankind. | | Disgusting. | | Signed | The Borg | | | |

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