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OT: JOKE….Copied 'as is'….CLEAN, too….<g>

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((((Paula))))  Email me your snail mail address, Ms. P??  I’ve got something I’d like to send off to ya.  My new email addy is sallymoulton2004atyahoodotcom…. Sally

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

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Will do hon…already added your new email address from your email yesterday… It’s ok though. I like thinking about Chris because he taught me to love VW’s…hubby and I have a lot of fun because he loves Morris Minors so we have this ongoing war. DH came into my life just as Chris was leaving, and has been a tower of support – long story but it’s a sweet one :-) Hugs Paula

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – ((((Paula))))  Email me your snail mail address, Ms. P??  I’ve got something I’d like to send off to ya.  My new email addy is sallymoulton2004atyahoodotcom…. Sally I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

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LOLOL Customise time huh Sally :-) Paula (previously owned a 1967 VW beetle, modifed with big fins and running boards…1500 cc engine bored out to a 1700cc twin carb rocket…named ladybug)

I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

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I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally

LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

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A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too . . . see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that’s very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It’s right here," brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. (It’s OK, the joke is CLEAN) The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Response:

LOLOL Customise time huh Sally :-) Paula (previously owned a 1967 VW beetle, modifed with big fins and running boards…1500 cc engine bored out to a 1700cc twin carb rocket…named ladybug) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

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A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too . . . see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that’s very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It’s right here," brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. (It’s OK, the joke is CLEAN) The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Response:

LOLOL Customise time huh Sally :-) Paula (previously owned a 1967 VW beetle, modifed with big fins and running boards…1500 cc engine bored out to a 1700cc twin carb rocket…named ladybug) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Response:

LOLOL Customise time huh Sally :-) Paula (previously owned a 1967 VW beetle, modifed with big fins and running boards…1500 cc engine bored out to a 1700cc twin carb rocket…named ladybug)

I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What’s up?" "Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Response:

I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally

LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

Response:

((((Paula))))  Email me your snail mail address, Ms. P??  I’ve got something I’d like to send off to ya.  My new email addy is sallymoulton2004atyahoodotcom…. Sally

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

Response:

Will do hon…already added your new email address from your email yesterday… It’s ok though. I like thinking about Chris because he taught me to love VW’s…hubby and I have a lot of fun because he loves Morris Minors so we have this ongoing war. DH came into my life just as Chris was leaving, and has been a tower of support – long story but it’s a sweet one :-) Hugs Paula

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – ((((Paula))))  Email me your snail mail address, Ms. P??  I’ve got something I’d like to send off to ya.  My new email addy is sallymoulton2004atyahoodotcom…. Sally I keep calling mine the lovebug cuz of the little bud vase built into the dashboard.  The real rose froze during this weather but I have a silk rose to take it’s place.  I had my first driving lessons in an older VW beetle when I was sweet 16….boyfriend who was trying to teach me how to drive thought he was going to teach me a few other things as well.  It was during a North Dakota winter but we kept that bugs’ windows steamed up….. <g Sally LOL…Chris, my first "real" boyfriend was a vw nut…and a mechanic, which was very useful! He taught me to do handbrake slides and wheel spins in his black vw baja customised…and yeah a few other things too :-) I was sweet 16 as well – Chris died of melanoma five and a half years ago…we had a lot of fun before the end looking at photos of our old buggies and all the fun we had in them…I took him for a drive one day in my very sensible toyota stationwagon and he made a list of all the things that needed fixing LOL…a mechanic to the end! Paula

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