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"sumire" (sumire_kawab…@nospam.yahoo.co.uk) writes: > Does this also work on other occasions > but boring office meetings?

Not very indicated in the middle of grand sex… > Have you ever tried out?

Other than in meetings, yes. I practice flase notes all the time, to be ready for the max effect the next time I need to startle people;=)  > > Do you also know an effective medicine > against the flu?

Yes. >I think I’ll be bedridden > before I can await your answer.

Then part one will already be done. Part two is to get someone in there to fall madly for and to stay in bed and make love for the next 48 hours:)  >  > My head feels like a big hurting > water melon about to be hammered apart. > How’s your health?

I’m hammering water melons just for fun, see how fine I am?;-);-);-) Kidding aside, I have always been a very healthy person. Takes a lot of health to win over leukemia, multiple fractures, and Graves:). I know it sounds like a totology, but it IS true too:) Hope you find to try that flu medicine soon!;-):):) C > Sumi

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Those plastic "pillow" things that you sometimes get as packaging e.g when ordering stuff from Screwfix Direct etc, when gathered together, make excellent "meeting pillows"… OTS "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message

news:cv9ogp$4hv$1@theodyn.ncf.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Here is a lil song garanteed to startled poeple and tilt them good, > which I find very handy in the middle of boring office meetings, for > instance. > Now the way to go is as follows: you must sing it as LOUD as you can, > and make as many false notes as you can, trying to hit extremely high > and extremly low false notes, always singing at max volume. > Improvize a tune to shout those flase notes, on the following words: > "My momma told me > Not to put > Beans in my ears, > Beans in my ears > Beans in my ears!!" > (bis) > Works each time. Meeting Chairperson stops, everyone stays titled, jaw > dropped, and does not dare comment on your performance nor on how not > a-propos this was. Complete tilt, where all they can do next is try and > remember what they were saying just before you sang, and in so doing, > suddenly want to get to the point, realizing how stupid what they were > talking about was anyway. > After a few sentences to try and sound less stupid they usually go for "on > this note, the meeting is adjourned". > After a second or third time, usually, colleagues learned the lyrics, and > start singing it temself at appropriate moments of meeting boredom. > Very handy. > There. > Never say I never gave you nothing;-):) > C > —

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"Trans-Saturnian Swan Emulsifier" (omega.po…@ntlworld.com) writes: > Those plastic "pillow" things that you sometimes get as packaging e.g when > ordering stuff from Screwfix Direct etc, when gathered together, make > excellent "meeting pillows"…

Hm. Maybe I could sell them a buck a piece at the next general meeting, and then have an early retirement;-) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> OTS > "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message > news:cv9ogp$4hv$1@theodyn.ncf.ca… >> Here is a lil song garanteed to startled poeple and tilt them good, >> which I find very handy in the middle of boring office meetings, for >> instance. >> Now the way to go is as follows: you must sing it as LOUD as you can, >> and make as many false notes as you can, trying to hit extremely high >> and extremly low false notes, always singing at max volume. >> Improvize a tune to shout those flase notes, on the following words: >> "My momma told me >> Not to put >> Beans in my ears, >> Beans in my ears >> Beans in my ears!!" >> (bis) >> Works each time. Meeting Chairperson stops, everyone stays titled, jaw >> dropped, and does not dare comment on your performance nor on how not >> a-propos this was. Complete tilt, where all they can do next is try and >> remember what they were saying just before you sang, and in so doing, >> suddenly want to get to the point, realizing how stupid what they were >> talking about was anyway. >> After a few sentences to try and sound less stupid they usually go for "on >> this note, the meeting is adjourned". >> After a second or third time, usually, colleagues learned the lyrics, and >> start singing it temself at appropriate moments of meeting boredom. >> Very handy. >> There. >> Never say I never gave you nothing;-):) >> C >> —

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Here is a lil song garanteed to startled poeple and tilt them good, which I find very handy in the middle of boriong office meetings, for instance. Now the awayt to go is as follows: you must sing it as LOUD as you could, and making as many false notes as you can, trying to hit extremely high and extremly low false notes, always singing at max volume. Improvize a tune to shout on those flase notes on the following words: "My momma told me Not to put Beans in my ears, Beans in my ears Beans in my ears!!" (bis) Works each time. Meetign Chairperson stops, everyone stays titled, jaw dropped, and does not dare comment on your performance nor on how not a-propos it is. Complete tilt, where all theyc an do next is try and remember where they were, and in so doing, suddenly want to get to the point, realizing how stupid what they were talking about is anyway. After a few sentences to try and sound less stupid they usually go for "on this, the meeting is adjourned". After a second or third time, usually, colleagues learned the lyrics, and start singing it temself at appropriate moments of meetign boredom. Very handy. There. Never say I never gave you nothing;-):) C —

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Here is a lil song garanteed to startled poeple and tilt them good, which I find very handy in the middle of boring office meetings, for instance. Now the way to go is as follows: you must sing it as LOUD as you can, and make as many false notes as you can, trying to hit extremely high and extremly low false notes, always singing at max volume. Improvize a tune to shout those flase notes, on the following words: "My momma told me Not to put Beans in my ears, Beans in my ears Beans in my ears!!" (bis) Works each time. Meeting Chairperson stops, everyone stays titled, jaw dropped, and does not dare comment on your performance nor on how not a-propos this was. Complete tilt, where all they can do next is try and remember what they were saying just before you sang, and in so doing, suddenly want to get to the point, realizing how stupid what they were talking about was anyway. After a few sentences to try and sound less stupid they usually go for "on this note, the meeting is adjourned". After a second or third time, usually, colleagues learned the lyrics, and start singing it temself at appropriate moments of meeting boredom. Very handy. There. Never say I never gave you nothing;-):) C —

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Does this also work on other occasions but boring office meetings? Have you ever tried out? Do you also know an effective medicine against the flu? I think I’ll be bedridden before I can await your answer. My head feels like a big hurting water melon about to be hammered apart. How’s your health? Sumi

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