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Okay,  What is everyone’s best stress management technique?  Something that works for you?  I’m wound up tighter than a banjo string.  I am so tense and nervous.  I have a court appearance in a month and its on the 3rd floor of the courthouse.  I have to have benzo’s for this unless I can find someone to go with me.  I don’t know of anyone who wants to miss work at 9:00 in the morning but….Oh God I must stop the anticipatory anxiety.  I’m back to puking. Joanna

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a blow job

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Joanna wrote: > Okay,  What is everyone’s best stress management technique?  Something > that > works for you?  I’m wound up tighter than a banjo string.  I am so tense > and > nervous.  I have a court appearance in a month and its on the 3rd floor of > the courthouse.  I have to have benzo’s for this unless I can find someone > to go with me.  I don’t know of anyone who wants to miss work at 9:00 in > the > morning but….Oh God I must stop the anticipatory anxiety.  I’m back to > puking. > Joanna

Breathing. If you can control your breathing, it can help control your stress levels. What I do is slow deep breaths with a shorth pause after the in-breath and after the out-breath. I mainly do this if I have trouble getting off to sleep, but I’m sure it can help in other situations. Zorg

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Joanna wrote: > Okay,  What is everyone’s best stress management technique?  Something > that > works for you?  I’m wound up tighter than a banjo string.  I am so tense

I smoke.  Lots. — MYTHOLOGY, n.  The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.                 -Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary.

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lol,  I do that too already.  That doesn’t work for me.   : ) Joanna "Velvet Elvis" <gamboltREM…@softhomTHIS.com> wrote in message

news:1nkNc.15649$f4.7949@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Joanna wrote: > > Okay,  What is everyone’s best stress management technique?  Something > > that > > works for you?  I’m wound up tighter than a banjo string.  I am so tense > I smoke.  Lots. > — > MYTHOLOGY, n.  The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its > origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from > the true accounts which it invents later. >                 -Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary.

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<ultrajo…@webtv.net> wrote in message

news:24122-4105C215-276@storefull-3132.bay.webtv.net… > a blow job

NK, giggling at the thought of Joanna getting a BJ in the courtroom to relax. Not guilty yer honor.

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That’s too funny.  LOL! Actually it’s a divorce hearing.  I’m not worried about the settelments I’m nervous about being up so high and becoming obsessive about body symptoms. Who cares I’m getting a divorce!  I’ll just be nervous about getting indigestion in front of a judge.  Silly Silly disorder.  It would be nice if someone was under my table to…..   : ) "No Kidding!" <nokidd…@ria.net.IF.YOU.SPAM.ME.YOU.SUCK.ROCKS> wrote in message news:wyANc.176$Jp6.42@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> <ultrajo…@webtv.net> wrote in message > news:24122-4105C215-276@storefull-3132.bay.webtv.net… > > a blow job > NK, giggling at the thought of Joanna getting a BJ in the courtroom to > relax. > Not guilty yer honor.

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"Joanna" <joanna.la…@insightbb.com> wrote in message

news:lrBNc.198744$Oq2.189504@attbi_s52… > That’s too funny.  LOL! > Actually it’s a divorce hearing.  I’m not worried about the settelments I’m > nervous about being up so high and becoming obsessive about body symptoms. > Who cares I’m getting a divorce!  I’ll just be nervous about getting > indigestion in front of a judge.  Silly Silly disorder.  It would be nice if > someone was under my table to…..   : )

Take some rolaids with you. I have a lot of body issues, too. Like right now I have been on the Paxil two weeks and it is already starting to help. Unfortunately, it is also starting to constipate me a little. I hate to take one pill to counteract the other but I might have to go on the colace again. I have visions of me getting colon cancer in the future b/c I can’t shit properly. Hubby said he could "fix" this problem for me but his solution sounds painful NK

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hahahaha.  With effexor, I’ve been shitting pet rocks! Joanna "No Kidding!" <nokidd…@ria.net.IF.YOU.SPAM.ME.YOU.SUCK.ROCKS> wrote in message news:tBBNc.235$Jp6.35@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Joanna" <joanna.la…@insightbb.com> wrote in message > news:lrBNc.198744$Oq2.189504@attbi_s52… > > That’s too funny.  LOL! > > Actually it’s a divorce hearing.  I’m not worried about the settelments > I’m > > nervous about being up so high and becoming obsessive about body symptoms. > > Who cares I’m getting a divorce!  I’ll just be nervous about getting > > indigestion in front of a judge.  Silly Silly disorder.  It would be nice > if > > someone was under my table to…..   : ) > Take some rolaids with you. > I have a lot of body issues, too. > Like right now I have been on the Paxil two weeks and it is already starting > to help. Unfortunately, it is also starting to constipate me a little. > I hate to take one pill to counteract the other but I might have to go on > the colace again. I have visions of me getting colon cancer in the future > b/c I can’t shit properly. > Hubby said he could "fix" this problem for me but his solution sounds > painful > NK

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NK,     Try Metamucil.  I ate this last night and ooohhh    what relief.  ! "Joanna" <joanna.la…@insightbb.com> wrote in message

news:bxDNc.199554$Oq2.82521@attbi_s52… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> hahahaha.  With effexor, I’ve been shitting pet rocks! > Joanna > "No Kidding!" <nokidd…@ria.net.IF.YOU.SPAM.ME.YOU.SUCK.ROCKS> wrote in > message news:tBBNc.235$Jp6.35@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… > > "Joanna" <joanna.la…@insightbb.com> wrote in message > > news:lrBNc.198744$Oq2.189504@attbi_s52… > > > That’s too funny.  LOL! > > > Actually it’s a divorce hearing.  I’m not worried about the settelments > > I’m > > > nervous about being up so high and becoming obsessive about body > symptoms. > > > Who cares I’m getting a divorce!  I’ll just be nervous about getting > > > indigestion in front of a judge.  Silly Silly disorder.  It would be > nice > > if > > > someone was under my table to…..   : ) > > Take some rolaids with you. > > I have a lot of body issues, too. > > Like right now I have been on the Paxil two weeks and it is already > starting > > to help. Unfortunately, it is also starting to constipate me a little. > > I hate to take one pill to counteract the other but I might have to go on > > the colace again. I have visions of me getting colon cancer in the future > > b/c I can’t shit properly. > > Hubby said he could "fix" this problem for me but his solution sounds > > painful > > NK

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"Joanna" <joanna.la…@insightbb.com> wrote in message

news:apYOc.192821$%_6.109644@attbi_s01… > Sick and twisted  That’s me! > Joanna

That’s why I like you NK

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Joanna wrote: > LOL,  I got it the first time around.  <giggle>

Thanks, Joanna. I was worried it might be just another bum joke. Zorg

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Now *that* one I got. I guess Joanna is just more twisted than me NK "Zorg" <m…@privacy.net> wrote in message

news:410be86f$0$93587$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Joanna wrote: > > LOL,  I got it the first time around.  <giggle> > Thanks, Joanna. I was worried it might be just another bum joke. > Zorg

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No Kidding! wrote: > Now *that* one I got. > I guess Joanna is just more twisted than me > NK

If twisted, you wouldn’t want her near… Zorg

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Sick and twisted  That’s me! Joanna "No Kidding!" <nokidd…@ria.net.IF.YOU.SPAM.ME.YOU.SUCK.ROCKS> wrote in message news:%iVOc.4277$Jp6.1187@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Now *that* one I got. > I guess Joanna is just more twisted than me > NK > "Zorg" <m…@privacy.net> wrote in message > news:410be86f$0$93587$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net… > > Joanna wrote: > > > LOL,  I got it the first time around.  <giggle> > > Thanks, Joanna. I was worried it might be just another bum joke. > > Zorg

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> Did you hear about the turd that bumped into a sphincter? It came back and > said it had just met a muscle. > Zorg

I know what a sphincter is but I don’t get the joke? NK….dense today for some reason

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No Kidding! wrote: >>> NK, >>>