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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – It sounds more to me like whoever made your sub didn’t wash their hands. Did they wear gloves? People often think the food made them sick when they catch a 24 or 48 hour clipper like this.  The truth is that they could have picked this bug up just about anywhere, and the food was just coincidental. You rarely get this sick that quickly after eating something.  More likely, the guy picked up the bug a day or two earlier, and the bug just hit critical mass and overwhelmed his defenses. This shit is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and sticky as hell.  I’m going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY just wiping and wiping and wiping.  My ass is raw and bleeding. This might be cause for concern.  The red might be blood cells. Having blood in your #2 could mean some kind of internal bleeding. That could be an indicator of something like colon cancer or a rupture somewhere.  The original poster might want to get this checked out.  The Subway again could have been a coincidence, and this problem was brewing for a while. -john-

I agree with the second part of your post, but not the first part. When I got Salmonella from eating a raw, questionable egg, it hit me in less than 8 hours. There was no doubt where I got it. After being deathly ill for 3 days, (unable to keep anything down but water, fever, chills, and squirts with some blood) I went to the ER. They cultured it and it grew up Salmonella so there was no doubt. Gave me antibiotics and some really good drugs to kill the cramp pain and nausea. Gotta love IV Demerol <grins. Severe food poisoning CAN hit you pretty quickly, and Salmonella can cause some mild blood in the stool. It’s supposed to be self-limiting if you do not go for help, but he really should if the poop is red, and nothing smells worse than real bloody stool! Get thee hence to the ER just to be on the safe side! — Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

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says… Generally, a bleed will produce black stool. Indeed. Eat nothing but tomato and carrot foodstuffs for a couple of days and watch the colors go reddish orange.

Depends on just where the bleeding occurs. jim

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I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight. Perhaps a small hand held mirror might help.

Or a pry bar. — V.G. "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" – AssLexa’s "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside. Change pobox dot alaska to gci. Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

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If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all costs! I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

Keep a laptop in the privy for just such emergencies do ‘ya? Got a webcam?

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I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.

Perhaps a small hand held mirror might help.                     Cork-O-Mattic                   The Proper Stopper                 Exclusive butt plug of                  the Special Olympics

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Post of the year!

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Let that be a lesson to all of you.  Never, ever, order what a counter droid recommends.  The chances are that the main ingredients are at the ‘Use before’ date and you’ll no doubt end up with a case of the screaming shits like poor Anthony did. Just think, the poor bastard could have purchased his Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub while on the way to board an American Airlines flight to Omaha — the same flight that you were waiting to board.  Just guess who he’d be seated next to?  That’s right, you. He’d have the window seat and you’d be in the middle.  Lucky you! By the time Anthony gets to the airport, the sub has already started to work its magic inside of his tummy.  By the time the aircraft lifts off the Tarmac, you have that little air valve aimed at your face, turned to full blast and tears will be flowing down your cheeks.  It’s a good thing that people can’t smoke on commerical aircraft, because we all know what would happen if someone decides to flick his Bic. About the time you think you’re back in control, the stewardess sevres you one of those oh-so-special airline dinners.  Yum-yum!  Nothing beats a hearty dinner on an airline, except maybe a Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub. As you’re just starting to put a second forkfull of the entree into your mouth, Anthony lets loose with one that even the flow of air coming from that little valve can’t stop and you gag.  Poor Anthony jumps up and says, "let me out, I think I’m going to shit my pants!" Needless to say, both you and the other person seated next to you have your seatbelts buckled and your trays lowered.  What fun!  By time the the two of you are able to unbuckle, do something with your meals and get your trays in the upright position, it’s too late. Halfway to Omaha, and you’re stuck sitting next to someone with a case of the screaming shits who has already shit his pants once.  His seat color has changed from a bright blue to a deep brown and has bubbles on its surface.  The carpet under your feet looks much the same. What luck! Anyone wonder if any airline has its planes carry enough barf bags to handle an emergency situation like that? Bobbi — Roberta Hatch ‘65 Panhead Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)

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Are you sure it wasn’t S N L that made you sick?!? That Debbie Downer skit didn’t give me the shits, but it sure made me wanna puke! That character was funny the first time when they couldn’t stop laughing. It’s been awful ever since.

Now I can’t get the image of Debbie Downer telling me that Jared’s sandwich gave her the squirts.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all costs! I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.  I went to fill up the gas tank saturday night and noticed they got a Subway inside. Since it takes a while to fill up my big honkin Lincoln Navigator, I decide to get me a nice sub to take home and enjoy SNL… … By now it’s Monday and I’m down to bathroom trips every three hours.  It’s still taking half a roll of the double Charim rolls per each shit session and I’m having to moisten the toilet paper before I wipe, my raw ass can’t take it dry anymore.  And the stuff is still stinking like a weapon of mass destruction.  I’ve never had shit stink so bad in my life!  What the hell do they put in that chipotle sauce???  I’m thinking of taking some samples down to that Subway place today and asking them what the hell they put in it.

I don’t suppose you considered the possibility that she actually took you seriously when you asked "And could you please blow your nose on the bun?" — Cheers, Bev When cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws will qwertzuio asdfghjk pyxcvbnml      – M. O’Dorney

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Generally, a bleed will produce black stool. Gabby Depends on where the "bleed" originates; it can be black or red-colored.  At least that is what I was told 15 years ago. Tom

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– x-no-archive: yes – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all costs! I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.  I went to fill up the gas tank saturday night and noticed they got a Subway inside. Since it takes a while to fill up my big honkin Lincoln Navigator, I decide to get me a nice sub to take home and enjoy SNL. So I says to the lady at the counter, yo babe, what’s good?  She recommends the Chipotle Southwestern.  Okay, I says, sounds good.  I get home and I cuddle on the couch with my footlong, chips, and a nice Dr. Pepper. Takes a while to wolf that thing down. Later on that night, the trouble starts.  Wake up a 3am with a nasty stomach ache.  Go to the bathroom and take a nice dump.  Nice, but not memorable. The next day, BOOM!  It hits me.  I’m making trips to the toilet every two hours.  By now, the shit is really starting to stink like something died. I can’t stop shitting and the shit is this sticky, tarry stuff that gets everywhere and you wipe and wipe and wipe and the more you wipe the more of the stuff there is. This shit is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and sticky as hell.  I’m going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY just wiping and wiping and wiping.  My ass is raw and bleeding. By now it’s Monday and I’m down to bathroom trips every three hours. It’s still taking half a roll of the double Charim rolls per each shit session and I’m having to moisten the toilet paper before I wipe, my raw ass can’t take it dry anymore.  And the stuff is still stinking like a weapon of mass destruction.  I’ve never had shit stink so bad in my life!  What the hell do they put in that chipotle sauce???  I’m thinking of taking some samples down to that Subway place today and asking them what the hell they put in it. Man, now I wonder how Jarred did his Subway diet thing for a year.  If that story is true, he must have stayed in the bathroom the whole 12 months! As for me, I don’t think I’ll be going back to Subway any time soon. P.S. Are you sure it was S N L that made you sick?!? That Debbie Downer skit didn’t give me the shits, but it sure made me wanna puke!

I think it was saying something like "yo babe, what’s good?" to the counter help that inspired her to put a little something extra in the sauce – if you know what I mean.

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says… This shit is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and sticky as hell.  I’m going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY just wiping and wiping and wiping.  My ass is raw and bleeding. This might be cause for concern.  The red might be blood cells. Having blood in your #2 could mean some kind of internal bleeding. Generally, a bleed will produce black stool.

Indeed. Eat nothing but tomato and carrot foodstuffs for a couple of days and watch the colors go reddish orange.

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It sounds more to me like whoever made your sub didn’t wash their hands. Did they wear gloves? People often think the food made them sick when they catch a 24 or 48 hour clipper like this.  The truth is that they could have picked this bug up just about anywhere, and the food was just coincidental. You rarely get this sick that quickly after eating something.  More likely, the guy picked up the bug a day or two earlier, and the bug just hit critical mass and overwhelmed his defenses.

        You’re 100-percent correct.  Just because he pruchased a questionable meal at a questionable establishment, doesn’t mean it was the cause of his troubles.  My guess is that there’s probably only a likelihood of say, oh about, 99.99999999-percent that the food is the problem. Bobbi — Roberta Hatch                                           ‘65 Panhead Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA                       (This space for rent)

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all costs! Actually I prefer to avoid subway period. We have two local mom & pop delis that make much better subs and as a little bonus they are less expensive. May I ask why the fuck your posting this to rec.travel.air? You should have just sent it to alt.tasteless which I presume you are a frequent contributor. and is there a particular reason why YOU posted to 5 newsgroups?  we don’t want it either.

Maybe you can tell me how I would know WHICH of the five groups sent the message?

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accordance with The Prophecy scribed: If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all costs! I’ve been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight.  

Fucking wimp. — DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD;  "Disgruntled, But Unarmed" Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT